This meme comes to us from Victorious Marriages , a Facebook-based movement led by a Christian minister. Who are these people? How many marriages are they churning through in a lifetime? Can you give them my card? Or, better yet, share my Facebook page with them? This is where we are, huh? Predators are just all over the internet waiting to destroy your relationship through flirty DMs. Who are these home wreckers reclining on divans in silk robes, smoking a cigarette on a long cigarette holder, scrolling through Facebook for their next victim?
Instead it shouts out, " hey my marriage is such a disaster that any outside influence can be insidious ". It also reeks of paranoia and mistrust of the whole world. Could a meme like this actually strengthen a marriage? The Newlyweds. The blissful yet exhausted couple makes their way to their honeymoon suite, both riding the line between ok drunk and sloppy drunk. Susan spends twenty minutes freeing herself from the intricate lever and pulley system keeping her dress up.
She sighs with relief as she cuts herself out of sixteen layers of Spanx. Ron rubs his sore feet, blistered from the fancy yet inflexible shoes Susan insisted he wear. He playfully puts his cumberbundt around his head, Rambo Style, for the eighth time and it is still the funniest thing he has ever done.
Of course, they do it one by one so the other can Snapchat the process. They pop the complimentary bottle of champagne the hotel left for them and toast each other. Jenna spends most of her time on Twitter -ing customer service with complaints and live tweeting The Bachelor. She has 26 followers including her husband Mike. That is, until this past May.
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He synched his running tracker to his Twitter and every time he runs, the world knows, and Jenna faves every running tweet. Last week she noticed there was already a fave for his 2. So she clicked. You and I know xxxHotxxGirlxxxxx is a bot. Mike mentions it a week later. A victorious marriage! Steve and Allie got the cutest Goldendoodle the world ever did see. They named him Biscuit. Allie mulls this over and later that night opens up an Instagram account for Biscuit.
