Um, just before we begin, I just need to go to the bathroom. I just had Indian curry, it was a little spicy. Okay, just making sure. Oh and sorry about the toilet, I tried my best to unclog it. Do you have a condom? Sorry I forgot to bring one, I usually bring them for the clients.
Oh yeah, sorry I forgot to shave. I know you specifically requested me to. Then, do you mind if I use your shaver? Okay, where should we go? Oh your bedroom is a little too dark for me. I know people can see through the window but the dark room will trigger my nervous breakdown.
Sorry about this request. Is this not turning you on? Am I not hot enough? Yeah go pee. You ready to fuck? Before we begin, just let me lube it up inside. Sorry do you have lube? Mine ran out. Yeah, my vag is unusually dry. Please insert slowly, ouch, ouch. Is that a turn on?
Have you cummed yet? Normally I just cry because I choose clients who are larger, and their bumping always make me wanna pee. But still, could you please thrust harder? Yeah, like that. Oooh, can you poke a little more to the left. Oops, sorry, I queefed. Oh, the smell, sorry it was actually a fart. You wanna see me squirt?
Sorry, I take on average 90 minutes to cum, are you willing to pay an extra hour and a half? Oh my god, I squirted so much. Ooh, it soaked through to the couch as well, sorry. Not actual squirt squirt but pee squirt. Sorry, my credit situation is a little complicated.
