At least we guys have. Of course, like any good friend would do, I invited my best friend. At first, as I recall, he planned on coming. They decided that they would take a trip up to Birmingham, Ala. I had given up on friends with girlfriends long ago. Of course, I still gave him hell about it, calling him daily, reminding him that he was no friend at all.
I guess this will have to do. This article is the deciding factor in the sharing of the best friend, who gets him what weekends and holidays, etc. This article describes the rules of conduct at any time the best friend or girlfriend is with the friend. Described in this article is a point system for the girlfriend. The higher she scores, the more likely the best friend and all other friends will accept her into their group.
There is at least a possibility of scoring points on this scale. Scores above 90 means that you are the coolest girlfriend ever. The best friend of the friend with a girlfriend is allowed to add new articles or make amendments to this guidebook.
The girlfriend may make suggestions, but the decisions are ultimately left to the best friend. To all others: Feel free to leave a comment here, suggesting new rules and regulations that need to be added to this guidebook.
Article I: Holidays and Weekends This article is the deciding factor in the sharing of the best friend, who gets him what weekends and holidays, etc. Spring Break: The best friend must have, at the very least, an entire weekend in which to get his friend really drunk, and make passes at other girls. There is no discussion in this matter.
