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In what feels like no time at all, my assignment in Solomon Islands has come to an end. All I want to tell you about today is my farewell party. My farewell party was building to be a big old event. All the chicken, fish, sausage and sides you could ever want. The event got underway and smiles and stories were shared. Biggest curveball of the night? The Premier came along. The bloody Premier! I was really lucky to have some great friends come along and then got some incredibly nice speeches said about me.
Lots of competitors. The winner was inevitably the new President of the MPCW, Rose Kala, who noted that with a recent change in Prime Minister, it was Gods will is that I return to Australia now to help steer the country in a new direction and guide the new PM as he adjusts to his new role.
Taking myself from great to fantastic, after the speeches and presents the announcement came through that it was time to eat. Having purposefully avoided lunch for this very feast, things were looking pretty good. I finally make my way to eating some fish. A slightly scratchy mouth. The strategy I take is to remedy the scratchy mouth with more fish.
You all know where this stories going. It starts with my hands, and red glow normally reserved for my weekly bout of sunburn. Oh boy. The red glow starts spreading through the room. Bizarrely no one comments on it, but rather maintain the cheery smiles and start making excuses to leave. I stroll back with housemate extraordinaire, Jess, and she immediately comments on the 12 elephants in the room.
I return home and decide the first step is an antihistamine which I only had because I had an allergic reaction a week earlier, my body needs to chill out there. A shower promptly follows, where I go into the bathroom and finally remove my shirt, only to discover that not only has my skin gone from white to red, but my eyes have decided to join the party and give off a real nice devil look.