What about the double thumbs up? Because on The Real Housewives of Potomac , the stakes are low, the elevation is high, and the drama is just right. I would much rather her allude to her unique family dynamic. But I will read you like a scripture. Lisa is shady, shady, shady, but hot damn, can the woman turn a phrase. This second episode picks up right where the premiere left off , with Jen storming away from Mary and refusing to apologize for saying she smelled like hospital while her aunt was in the hospital having both of her legs amputated.
Not even mentioning the green tulle dress, Mary is wearing towering black Louboutin pumps with opaque white tights. Outside at the actual party, things are much less zen. As the night is wrapping up, Lisa checks in with Whitney about how her vow renewal went last week. Whitney says it went well, and that the drinks were great because Lisa apparently gave her a bunch of tequila and two bartenders to serve it as a gift.
She really is so good. This woman is so transparent! But more on that laterβ¦. We simply must get to the darkness that belies the shiny, snowy exterior of this franchise. He comes over to her house where they talk about him getting back to his former life asβ¦. You guys, a hairstylist. And I will leave it at that.
You know what always gets a lady all hot and bothered, Seth? Passive aggression. And is it just me, or were these two trashed on this dinner date from hell?
For the record, I would not blame them. But this outing is really less about the slopes and all about Whitney and Heather airing their shared grievances with Lisa over dinner. Lisa denies making any threats to Whitney so quickly at the dinner that I am absolutely positive she did it. Heather, on the other hand, very much cares what Lisa thinks about her, and Lisa knows it, and she will never give Heather her approval until Heather stops wanting it.
