This is me, Eccles This is me, Eccles. Wednesday, 30 August Justice for Jimmy Martin! This blog has always stood up for the underdog on the fringe of Christianity. Ena had been going through a bad patch, with people cancelling speaking invitations to her. Nobody knows why, unless it is that they were really hoping for a Catholic. Justice for Ena! Admittedly, we did not get very far with our justice campaign, and it is reported that Ena is still not a happy bunny. When there was the wondrous alternative of Hillary Clinton, surely a saintly person if ever there was one!
With a husband who knows how to give a girl a good time! No, the Church is run by Islamophobic, homophobic, Brexiteering, Nazi, Catholics, who have shunned the wise and wonderful Karl Marx - and why hasn't he been canonized yet if Mother Teresa has? Don't these people realise that it's the s now? Today's good cause. But enough of Ena Beastly. Sunny Jim was due to speak at a gala for the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulchre, but has now been disinvited. He knows Spadaro! Steve Colbert!
He's a multi-millionaire celebrity author, TV personality, and deep thinker! Why, he's the American version of Stephen Fry! We Christians are called to help the downtrodden, the faint-hearted, the weak, the poor, the helpless, and the oppressed.
Luckily, Jimmy doesn't fall into any of these categories, so we can carry on making fun of him as usual. What a relief! We must apologise because our "Justice for Jimmy! The man running it has been shot, and we are making approaches to "Stonewall" Jackson, the gay rights activist, to see if he will take over.
There must be some mistake here. That's not God's message at all! Saturday, 26 August Do atheists make the best Christians? On this blog we have long been admirers of Cardinal Blase Cupich, as he exemplifies one important principle: You don't need to have intelligence, faith or theological insight to rise to the position of Prince of the Church and possibly even Pope - wouldn't that be fun?
