Teddies holding heart cushions make you want to vom? Does the sight of smug people clutching bunches of roses mean you might end up clawing your own eyes out? Perhaps just the thought of spending the weekend all snuggled up in a cosy cottage with a loved one makes your heart pound with horror. Then boy, have we got an alternative for you. Why : Parisians might be fond of walking hand in hand along the Champs-Elysees and whispering sweet nothings to each other in the language of love β but they also know how to crank up the raunch factor.
By night, head to the infamously saucy Moulin Rouge for some more retro raunch β world-renowned showgirls in feathers, rhinestones and sequins and little else doing the French Cancan. This venue might be full of wide-eyed tourists getting their kicks these days, but in the late 19th century, the Moulin Rouge dance hall was where people from all strata of Parisian society β loaded businessmen and boho artistic types β would come to let their hair down.
Ooh la la! OK, OK, this might not be a particularly erotic experience as such, but at the jaw-dropping Icelandic Phallological Museum, there are more than phallic specimens taken from mammals native to Iceland. These include polar bears, walrus and sperm whales β gents can take the opportunity to see how they measure up to the incher belonging to the latter. Like what you see? Start off a suitably sleazy evening at the KitKatClub.
The first thing you need to know about this venue is that it was launched by an Austrian porn filmmaker. The third, and most significant, is that patrons are allowed to have sex inside, just, like, all over the place you should mind where you sit down.
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Just what the doctor ordered. Ho ho ho. Some of the clubs on this stretch welcome a mixed crowd, others have a gay-only policy, so check before you visit. Elsewhere in the city, fetish clubs are springing up like, well, use your imagination.
