It will often come from skeptical interrogators who are just desperate for me to spill all about perverts and pimps, street hustles and unsafe sex. In fact, the most dangerous aspects of sex work come from the difficult laws surrounding it where women are not allowed to work together, and are often targeted by police instead of their abusers. We have no friendly advisor in a high-vis jacket or instruction manual to turn to.
Instead, when it comes to the more weird and wonderful fetishes of this world, we have to use our initiative, and make it up as we go along. So invest in some arnica cream, and stock up on heat pads because your joints may never be the same again.
Being a bit of a fan and right up for re-enacting some of my favourite moves, I thought I could re-create holds a client had suggested. Also, it was very clear that I was to be the aggressor. He was lying on the bed, face down and flailing, and I climbed on top to attempt our first position.
However, he appeared to have gotten a tiny bit confused and thought we were in some kind of Thunderdome situation where two step into the bedroom, and only one steps out. I had to gently remind him that he was paying for me to do this, and would he please allow me to do my job. The squirming lessened but I spent the next week unable to lift my arms further than my chest. The lesson? Spending my formidable years watching Saturday morning wrestling does not make me a professional.
Awww, but how can such a sweet, innocent past time such as tickling be considered erotic or injury inducing in any way? Maybe drop the hint that the whole reason you have paid them is so they can tickle you. Yes, after 50 minutes of being tied up and expecting me to read his mind, one client kneed me as I kneeled over him and gently dragged my nails down his naked sides. But a kick to the clunge really can take your breath away.
