There are two types of people in the world: those who love dirty jokes and those who say they don't but are lying. But don't worry about apologizing for your raunchy sense of humor here, whether you like a good old-fashioned dad joke or a cover-your-eyes sex joke. As far as we're concerned, there's no shame in laughing at an R-rated joke or sharing it with your friends. As it happens, some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud jokes are adult dirty jokes. So read on for the filthiest, funniest gags we've ever heard.
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By Carrie Weisman Sep 12, Carrie Weisman. Carrie Weisman is a seasoned journalist who has a deep love of words and helping the widest audience possible. See Full Bio. Give it to me! What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? The man. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband, and says, "I shaved down there; you know what that means. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
