S eeing how was rife with bullshit, I expected the results of our annual sex survey to echo that same dread.
But despite it all, nearly 3, of you beautiful people took the time to answer all our nosey questions, and the results have left us feeling warm and fuzzy with optimism. Dreams do come true.
Or not! Though straights still have the largest slice of the pie, their numbers have dwindled over the years. At this rate, straight folks will be all but extinct by ! Same as last year. More than half of all the gay cis men between the ages of 36β45 who took our survey report having slept with at least people. Comparatively, most straight cis men in the same age bracket have gone to bed with fewer than 25 folks.
You might also assume that those same people are Democrats or socialists who live on Capitol Hill, and, woo boy, I have more news for you! It was useless data! Lesson learned. No surprise there. Is it true that West Seattle is where all the straight folks move once they turn 40? Feels like a lie, but sure. We see you, too, polycules! The polycule is growing! Find what makes you happy, friends! How does that compare to the single life? Sorry to hear it!
I hope is your year. As ever, the two groups most likely to cheat, according to our results, are straight cis men and straight cis women, with gay cis men rounding out the top three.
