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Posts: The place is everything I abhor;. I would probably be instabanned if I really said what I think about mongers who rely on MP poopers. However, I have from time to time not planned ahead and had to make potty never 2, I would cancel if that came up.
The bathroom here has no paper towels, and the doorknob is missing. There is more privacy in a san quentin yard porta potty than this place. I have never had a joint. I have never smoked a cigarette. Call me a normie but how can you operate a place of business that smells like a conversion van at a nomad festival.
I have warned management and they have not even purchase a fucken incense or a plug in. Every fucken girl here has tattoos that bend spacetime. The one I just banged had a name on her ass. The girls here are on so much narcotics that they simply cannot transact normally. It affects everything. The girl I just banged was at for VIP. If I could nut with her ass standing in a condom on a fucken massage table, I probably could figure out quantum entanglement.
So when I could not get to tomorrowland, I asked to be beaten off. The room has a "milking hole" in the table to put your dick in, and she wanted 50 dollars more to get under the table an milk me like a holstein. After that bullshit attempt at upsell, after we fooked, she gaive me her number, like I would ever call her.
