I visit the site a couple times a week for science and after I shake off the feelings of nausea and shame, I do feel a bit more well-versed in the underbelly of the English language. I guess? Alabama: Alabama Hot Pocket The art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside, and possibly having sex with it afterward. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. Arizona: Phoenix Riot Shield When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
Arkansas: Arkansas Knuckleball When engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind in the vagina, a quick, sudden and forceful penetration of the anus. California: San Francisco Steam Train An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco. Colorado: Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob When a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. Connecticut: Hartford Hot Sauce The guy gets ready for anal sex by appearing to apply lubricant to the condom.
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The challenge is to complete the act before the burning begins. Florida: Tallahassee Night Train The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock.
Georgia: Georgia Scorcher When you bring a girl home from a bar, and she passes out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants. Hawaii: Honolulu Handshake The act of a nun swimming underneath someone at the beach and subsequently giving them a handjob, to the immense surprise and delight of the recipient.
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Idaho: Idaho Potato Sack A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax.
