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A comedy-variety podcast live from an Istanbul pub, offering a craic-infused ride through comedy and culture. Pour yourself a virtual pint and we'll ride you sideways with comedy, culture, and unexpected hilarity.
Hosted on Acast. See acast. At 7pm UK time on October 5th, Morgan Freeman gets a request for a poem about crabs, but did he choose the right kind? October birthday horoscopes and tips on how to cheat in a conker fight from lovable Honzie, while has his first Psychiatological profiling of the autumn and overdoes it on the butter as he loosens up for the rectal polygraph. Giggles galore and good skills! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass.
Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated of course to Ray. Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketamine, and unsolicited pizza orders for Justin Trudeau.
Then, the moment you've all been waiting forβDr. Brutus Himmler returns to probe Ray in a cutting-edge psychiatric experiment. Will he beat the rectal polygraph and finally be free of his past obsessions? Also, find out why Wank Mountain is a real place, why Love Island contestants fear the unbleached, and how the lads continue their campaign to get Musk to notice their sketches. Expect relentless filth, juvenile humour, and highly questionable medical procedures!
Where else would you hear about Morgan Freeman and Bill Clinton falling out, Russell Crowe dismissing Gladiator 2 and a woke bloke getting a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future? All this plus the usual fun and games. Talking Istanbullocks, the weekend breakfast show broadcast in a pub with original sketches, is back!!!! In this wet and wild Turkish holiday edition of Talking Istanbullocks, Jorma Kirkko brings you celebrity banter, sharp-witted sketches, and some jaws-dropping shark facts.