You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. I love you so much. You are truly stunning.
I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. No, this popped up on reddit as a copy pasta around 5 years ago, maybe even earlier than that. It's hilarious. There's also an umbreon variation and another pokemon similar to them two.
Let me see if I can find it. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall About a meter , making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly.
It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued.
